If ever Govt of Maharashtra imposes a congestion tax, i am going to supremem court to ask them to pay the local travellers, a rebate in income tax, for bearing the ignominy of travelling in that tin. The top ten things I like about Bombay Locals - - Free Body Massage - Free Foot Massage - Crushed Shirts (In sync with fashion) - One is forced keep themselves clean and smelling nice (One has to smell the odor of their Deodorants, while smelling their armpits, just to avoid other nice smelling people) - Free Face Scrubbing from people's butt (in case you are lucky to be sitting) - One has to keep fit while trying to get in and out (both are different techniques and take time to master) - One learns never to board Virar local - If one is gay, he is pretty comfy. One does not have to pretend no tto be touching, everything you have is touching spmething that someone has. - There is complete lack of sexual moves (No women, so it keeps men to themselves and harmless) - You get to know how ...
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