Teens to Toons

A you-know-who article... Probably I better be writing for teen magazines on "how to lose a girl?", "how to get out of mess and enter again?" and similar stuff... probably start an agony aunt column... 1.They Two-time & Flirt 2.They Have A Superiority Syndrome 3.They Drink, Smoke And Can't Control Themselves 4.They Scratch Themselves In Public 5.They are overly possesive 6.They Think Complimenting Girls Is A Sin 7.They Lead You On And Then Blame It On Alcohol 8.They Are Sweet Only When They Need Help 9.They Never Make A Commitment 10.They Don't Have To Spend As Much Money As Girls To Look Good 11.They Are Insensitive 12.They Use Foul Language 13.They Think Fighting Shows Their Strength 14.They Never Ask For Directions 15.They Think A Short Temper Is Cool 16.They Can't Get Pregnant 17.They Don't Respect Girls 18.They Ridicule Girls' Choices 19.The Way They Play In The Sun And Get Sweaty 20.They Don't Want To Watch Senti Movies 21.They Don&